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��One day womens dresses were on sale at a department store. A dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women.

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��He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowd.

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��"You there!" challenged a thrilling voice. "Cant you act like a gentleman?"

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��"Listen," he said. "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

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��A penny-pinching farmer didn��t want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, ��It��s such a nuisance to come in from the field, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don��t we save time and eat lunch now?��

��The hired man agreed. The farm��s wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, and the two men ate again.

��When they had finished, the cheap farmer said, ��While we��re still at the table, let��s have supper too.�� They were now served steak, boiled potatoes and mixed vegetables, and they ate once more.

��Now that the meals are out of the way, �� the farmer announced, ��we can go out and work all day without interruption. ��

��Oh, no,�� the farmhand answered. ��I never work after supper.��

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��3��Adding Feet to a Snake

��One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.

��Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. ��Yeah, I��ve finished. I��m No.1,�� he says. But he draws again and says, ��Oh, let me add feet and my snake.�� At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, ��That isn��t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.��

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��4��It��s Good to Admit a Fault

��John is not a ��good�� student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

��John!�� Teacher says angrily.

��What? What��s wrong?�� John is awaken.

��Why do you make a face? It��s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.�� Teacher says.

��No one is laughing.�� Teacher says.

��No, it��s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.�� John fells upset.

��Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.�� Teacher is satisfied with it.

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��5�� I Don��t Want to Walk Home

��Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o��clock.

��But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom��s wife, ��The old man couldn��t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.��

��After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, ��Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can��t find the way, what��s the matter?��

��The old man smiles like a child and says, ��I couldn��t find my way? I didn��t want to walk home.��

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